I saw the new Bond movie, Casino Royale, a couple of weeks ago with one of my girlfriends. Movie tickets cost 70 RMB (just over US$9) a pop here in Beijing so it’s not a cheap date.
I like the fact that the new Bond is kind of homely, but I didn’t like much else about the movie. It was too violent for me and the story was idiotic. Oh, I also liked the villain, Le Fish or whatever… he had a great face and the slashed eye was a nice touch (but drop the asthma inhaler next time).
Various Bond girls: yawn. And what’s with Bond wanting to settle down with Vespa, sheesh! Is he going to wear a fanny pack and drive a minivan in the next movie?
Um, even the SEC in all their enormous incompetence would probably flag the miraculously well-timed purchase of 100 million dollars worth of puts (you’d have to see the movie to get this). What’s with the continuous product placements? I wear an Omega! I fly Virgin Atlantic! Yuck.
Deeply amused by the prominent role that Texas Hold’em played — hasn’t the Hold’em craze passed by now? Note to Bond: 75s is a terrible starting hand, even in heads-up. Political correctness alert: M is a woman and Felix Lighter is black.
RottenTomatoes score: 94% WTF?!? This movie is not recommended. (Jessica liked it.)
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