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November 9, 2007


Enhancing Your Social Profile Through an Inorganic Process

Need a Life? She’ll Arrange One

Something sad and disturbing about this, but I can’t explain why.

“Ms. Storr, 39, [is] a petite blonde with intense blue eyes who seems constantly happy and curious … Her clients, all of them men, pay monthly fees of $4,000 to $10,000 to have her be their personal decider in nearly all things lifestyle-related. [One client] calls her an outsourced wife. ‘The nice thing is that when I ask her to do something, she gets it done and there’s no negative feelings.’”

I bet she’s constantly happy making between $32,000 and $80,000 a month off these schmucks.

This entry was posted on Friday, November 9th, 2007 at 11:29 am (utc+8) and is filed under Personal.

One Response to “Enhancing Your Social Profile Through an Inorganic Process”

  1. Tom the Burninator said:
    November 9th, 2007 at 11:49 pm

    I wonder if women would pay for an outsourced husband. I’m good at loafing on the couch, not taking out the trash, and walking around in my underwear.

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