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November 29, 2007


On Fairies and Farriers

Three questions I ask myself as the pretty boys check me out on the street, staring at my midsection:

  1. Is he admiring my fairly flat tummy? or
  2. Is he judging the size of my “package”? or
  3. Is he enamored of my fabulous farrier’s belt?
Farrier's Belt

9 Responses to “On Fairies and Farriers”

  1. stevegee58 said:

    LOL, still haven’t turned off the comments yet?

  2. len said:

    where did you get that fabulous belt? I’d like to gift it …

  3. C. Maoxian said:

    @steve: What are *you* staring at? ;-)

    @len: Orvis.

  4. brandon said:

    It’s pretty tough for the guy not to check you out especially when the subliminal message is “Let’s HOOK up… or sideway” ;-)

    That’s one cool belt btw.

  5. Ugly said:

    why not just ask them

  6. C. Maoxian said:

    Ugly: I would but I don’t know the Chinese word for “farrier.”

  7. Ugly said:

    just use 钉马掌铁匠

  8. howard lindzon said:

    thats awful

  9. Steve Austin said:

    You can’t possibly want to imagine what those pretty boyz fantasize about doing to you with that hook, or with you to that hook….

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