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July 16, 2008


SEC Encourages Short Sales of Crude Oil

Of course I’m making a joke about this bit of absurdity: SEC to Limit Short Sales of Fannie, Freddie, Brokers

Meanwhile, back in the real world:

“U.S. gasoline demand fell 5.2 percent last week, the 12th consecutive weekly decline, a sign record pump prices are changing driving habits.”

Some guy wearing pajamas recently pointed out that monthly crude was mighty stretched … thank god no one pays attention to those blasted bloggers.

7 Responses to “SEC Encourages Short Sales of Crude Oil”

  1. Houston said:

    Horray! Gonna go short on OIL today!

  2. pete said:

    pajamas? i thought it was a diaper so you’d never have to leave the computer/blog and waste time in the bathroom

  3. C. Maoxian said:

    pete: Is Ensure? an adult diaper? Could slap one on under the PJs, I suppose.

  4. pete said:

    http://ensure.com/
    ‘nutritional’ drink

  5. C. Maoxian said:

    pete: What are the adult diapers called then?

  6. pete said:

    ‘Depends’

    most recent american saga w/ diapers

    http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/20070208_22_nowakdepends.shtml

  7. C. Maoxian said:

    pete: Depends on what? 8-) My brand consciousness is very poor (another benefit of being an expat). I did see the Nowak thing at the time and commented: love is a terrible thing (and the human heart is full of mystery).

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