November 1, 2007
Skinny Bitches Get It
Skinny Bitch: A Beginner’s Guide
“say goodbye to sugar … look for better substitutes like evaporated cane juice, brown rice syrup, molasses, raw sugar, beet sugar, maple syrup, things like that … toss out anything made with white flour or white rice … go for brown rice and whole grain pasta and bread … ensure regularity by eating a lot of fruit … eat fruit alone for breakfast, since it passes through the body fastest when there’s no interference from heavier foods … meat takes a long time to break down in the body, and much of it ends up just staying put, blocking the intestines and slowing the metabolism … humans (like all other mammals) lose a large amount of the lactase enzyme that helps us digest milk, so dairy consumption as adults leads to digestive problems, which lead to weight problems.”
I didn’t see many skinny bitches during our recent trip to America, but I did see a lot of Pringles vending machines. The bitches are right but no one is listening.
November 1st, 2007 at 7:28 pm
If you read a book called “fit for life”, you’ll find that these skinny author’s book is nothing but a regurgitation. -)
November 1st, 2007 at 10:16 pm
yo: good one… so they’re skinny, thieving bitches then?
November 1st, 2007 at 11:08 pm
A good book to read about one of the most important organs in your body is “The Second Brain”.
Digestion has far more correlation to well being than most realize.
November 1st, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Donk: I’m lacking a first brain. What do they mean? The stomach is the second brain?
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:04 am
I’ve not yet met a female who likes to be called a “skinny bitch”.
Slender woman = yes.
Petite woman = yes.
Fit woman = yes.
Skinny bitch = No.
Just curious; is this the terminology used by The Chairman when he’s with his “female friends” ?
(Yo yo skinny bitch, come ova and sit on The Chairman’s lap - word to your mother …)
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:05 am
Ill second ” fit for life” and other books by Harvey Diamond. Had back and stomach aches for years, decided i would try the guidelines from the book, all pains disappeared in about a week, lost some excess weight,and felt great ever since.
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:03 am
In a nutshell, your digestive system will work by itself without being connected to the CNS. About 70% of the immune system is around the digestive system. Roughly 50% of your energy everyday goes into digestion. “You are what you eat” is solid.
Like trading, there is no holy grail in diet. Too much of anything is toxic and one factor in the rise of diabesity is the abundance of vegetable oils in processed food. In particular, heating those oils during processing. Just a “gut” feeling ;)
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:22 am
Skinny biyotches be sittin on Chairman’s second brain at TGIF (right after he surreptitiously phone shoots their pic)!
November 2nd, 2007 at 6:59 am
@Todd: “Skinny bitch” is just good “in your face” marketing … a sign of the times.
November 2nd, 2007 at 7:59 am
donkey,
Cows eat grass all the time, and it’s a good thing.
They should make it mandatory for everyone to go thru colon hydrotherapy every 3 years, instead of making us take those unscientific vaccines. Now they give your newborn a vaccine right before he leaves the hospital. What a joke (but great business sense).
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:59 am
Once you become aware of the lopsidedness of the omega 6 to omega 3 oils in the American diet and then try to eliminate all the omega 6 sources that you can you learn something…if it’s in a box or a can you can’t eat it. So you end up eating fruits, vegetables, fish, whole grains and generally stuff you make from raw ingredients.
You wouldn’t think of eating bacon grease by the spoonful but yet if you’re eating processed or packaged food you’re essentially eating vegetable oils by the spoonfuls.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Where are the chicks of October ?
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Lebowski: The chicks have been on vacation; the good news is I have one lined up which I’ll post this weekend.
November 3rd, 2007 at 10:12 am
CM said:
“The chicks have been on vacation; the good news is I have one lined up which I’ll post this weekend.”
The current addition looks like she just bought a basket of the financials. A look of despair, contempt, and mysteriousness all wrapped into one.
Thank goodness for the weekend …
November 3rd, 2007 at 11:26 am
Todd: Despair, contempt, and mysteriousness are all looks I inspire in women.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:35 am
Chicks are back from vacation.
They should now work thru Thanksgiving and Xmas to catch up.
November 6th, 2007 at 11:55 am
Lebowski: You’re a real slave driver, dude.