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August 9, 2007


Three Good Marriage Jokes

Two Hennys and a Rodney:

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” — Henny Youngman

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” — Rodney Dangerfield

“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.” — Henny Youngman

This entry was posted on Thursday, August 9th, 2007 at 2:44 pm (utc+8) and is filed under Personal.

3 Responses to “Three Good Marriage Jokes”

  1. MarkusP said:
    August 9th, 2007 at 6:55 pm

    Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together that you wouldn’t have had in the first place if you’d stayed single ;-)

  2. C. Maoxian said:
    August 9th, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    MarkusP: Good one. But I have to say after lo these many years that I’m a very happily and luckily married man (mainly by following the Henny Youngman Tuesday Friday system).

  3. MarkusP said:
    August 9th, 2007 at 7:58 pm

    Chairman, I’m happily married too, but have to admit that that status owes quite a bit to Henny Youngmans insight :-)

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