I ordered several books through inter-library loan about raising boys, not knowing anything about them other than the title. The one pictured below was the first to arrive. On the inside flap of the jacket it reads, "Dr. James Dobson, America's foremost authority on the family [say what? first alarm bell rings], provides a road map for raising healthy sons -- for shaping the next generation of responsible, God-honoring men." [ding ding ding, multiple alarm bells going off]

Flipping to the table of contents, I see chapter nine is titled, "The Origins of Homosexuality." This should be good, I think naughtily. Sure enough, I learn there that the "condition of 'prehomosexuality'" can be "effectively prevented." The author goes on: "Change is possible. Hope is available. And Christ is in the business of healing."

Sweet Jesus, I'm sending this one straight back from whence it came (the Newfield Public Library).