Netflix cost $25 a month (after tax) and I never watched it and my wife never watched it and even my kids never watched it, so I decided to cancel it. My buddy Dave recommended Ripley in a last ditch effort to get me to stay, but I hated the artificial digitized quality of it (I guess it’s a Showtime show, but still, it had that weird NFLX post-production look) and that sealed the deal for me. We’ll see if anyone misses it.

Had to click that last page many times before it finally went through, so it was more like cancel your membership in ten clicks.