Received this odd text message last night. I am not Mitch Moxley, though I did read his book, Apologies to My Censor, which was a long whine about how hard it is to be a tall, handsome young Canadian guy whose parents bankroll his wanderings (I'm only half joking).

I will always admire Mr. Moxley for what he once accurately wrote in a local expat magazine: "Luckily China is one of the few places on Earth where you can be employed to do virtually nothing."