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Niubi - Conversation next to me at brunch yesterday that...
Person A: I want to wear something Chinese for it. I need to get one of those triangle hats!
Person B: (Uncomfortable laughter)...well, just make sure you don't do anything racist!
Person A: Oh no I would never do anything racist. I love Chinese people!
AND MY DENTIST IS A JEW
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How To Steal From Whole Foods | Thought Catalog
"the most sympathetic cashiers are young, male minorities. Women, old-timers and whites are far, far more likely, in my experience, to fuck with your shit."
YO YO YO 'SUP DOG
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How to Spend the Last 10 Minutes of Your Day
"Missing sleep worsens your mood, weakens your memory, and harms your decision-making all day long"
YEP, DEADLY IF YOU TRADE STOCKS .. THEY FORGOT THE BEST METHOD WHICH IS TO HAVE SEX ... AND IF YOU'RE SINGLE: MASTURBATE
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Elly Zupko on Twitter: "there, I fixed it http://t.co/Z3gZQGh4GE"
PANTIES IN A BUNCH
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HEAVILY RETWEETED
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Dmitry Ignatiev on Twitter: "(cons cat (cons cat nil)) http://t.co/BmmyKhPEt8"
NERD HUMOR
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NEEDS SOME MATH
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UH OH
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Mexico scraps high-speed rail project won by China over corruption worries
“It appears that a multimillion-(dollar) project has been rigged,”
THAT'S THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK
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Obama Faulted for Having Fewer Experts on China Policy - Bloomberg
"The administration’s leading China hand is Evan Medeiros, 43, senior director for Asian affairs at the National Security Council. Medeiros, who reports to Rice, was a political scientist at Rand Corp. before joining the White House in 2009."
HOW GOOD IS HIS CHINESE? IS HE A STANFORD CENTER OR HOPKINS CENTER ALUM?
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Guo Jian on his Tiananmen Square stand: 'I'm so proud of what I did' | Art and design | The Guardian
"It was a little before 1am when the bang on the door finally came." ... GUY HAS BALLS (AN AUSTRALIAN PASSPORT HELPS)
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China's Cancer Survival Rates 'Trail Those in Developed Countries' -
"The survival rate for urbanites is 39.5 percent, compared to 21.8 percent in rural areas."
KEY IS DETECTING IT EARLY ... BY THE TIME MOST CHINESE DISCOVER IT, HAS METASTASIZED
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36 Reach Run, Ithaca, NY 14850 is For Sale - Zillow
YET ANOTHER MCMANSION (4000 SQFT) UP FOR SALE IN LAKE WATCH
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NOT THE ONLY WRETCHED BOOK I CAN THINK OF
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The Umbrella Movement marks a coming of age for Hong Kong’s “princess” generation - Quartz
LETA NOT A FAN OF HEADLINE OR PICS AND SHE HAS A POINT