107 minute running time but I went to fast forward after 20 minutes … this was terrible. Why would Anne Hathaway get involved in something like this? Does she need the money? Matthew McConaughey is one of those troubled guys so who knows what he was thinking … his pecs look amazing, he must spend five hours a day in the gym, his body looks fantastic for a 50 year old (he’s my age). I guess it was some kind of virtual reality bad stepdad revenge killing fantasy in the end, who knows. The F word every other word. What crap, a waste of a borrow. 20% on RottenTomatoes, sheesh.

Dick Brody writes, “‘Serenity’ is … full of ludicrous trivializations that bypass the story’s troubling implications.”

Rex is a little more direct: “…moronically written and directed with shocking, amateurish ineptitude by Stephen Knight, it’s a pointless bomb.”

Dad, I did something real bad. I made a terrible movie.