In French. 125 minute running time but felt like a lifetime. God, this was an awful movie. How John Farr, who is normally a RELIABLE recommender of movies, could mislead me this badly is just inexplicable. Tell No One is absolute crap, a convoluted, ridiculous story … yes, I know, it’s a French movie so a certain degree of absurdity should be expected, but this goes beyond the pale.

“Hitchcock would be mighty proud of this thrilling, fast-paced mystery.” Are you insane, John Farr? Hang on, the internet says director Guillaume Canet “is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay.” This may explain things. Do NOT see this movie and warn everyone you know NOT to see it, if they ask about it.