$NOV $MPC $VLO all punishing bottom fishers and dividend yield chasers: https://t.co/eONTCs35Ku
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 4, 2016

MT @LananhTNguyen Dollar Suffers Worst Day in 7 Years as Traders Face Fed Reality pic.twitter.com/FHz6J14QvX | Another "crowded trade."
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

MT @PageSix Ruth Madoff turned to pot, Funyuns & expensive wine to cope with life after Bernie. https://t.co/pJGdTW8HuT | Not in that order.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

MT @business Ducati's XDiavel is an American-style cruiser for middle-aged men with creeping erectile dysfunction. pic.twitter.com/p9dM8MxR5m
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

"$TWTR well-known for providing three catered meals a day, but some lesser-known benefits include on-site acupuncture and improv classes."
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

Amusing spacebar mishap: pic.twitter.com/cCTeuIl98A | via @chrisckmedia
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

All-time highs: American Water Works, Aqua America, American States Water Company, The York Water Company ... sensing a defensive theme?
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

Plenty of meat left on the bone in $NOV for those who didn't sell pre-open: pic.twitter.com/1w7sjndPWb
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

Dad: "Kids, your mother bought you a giant TV months ago, use it." Kids ignore Dad, continue watching Netflix on the iPad.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

"System: You are next in queue... Estimated wait time is 0 hours 5 minutes 2 seconds"
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

MT @conradhackett If I could only follow three, at the moment I would choose @nxthompson, @ianbremmer & @ProfJeffJarvis | Heavy tweeters all
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

MT @jaketapper From Iowa Dem vote:

Among women under age 30:
Sanders 84%, Clinton 14%

| The kids really hate Hillary.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

Klarman Hall Opens at Cornell: https://t.co/fxpIeRfTlP | Seth is class of ‘79.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

MT @footnoted Wow! $4.4 B goodwill charge for $YHOO. | Honey badger: https://t.co/zB40jopgjG
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

MT @BarbarianCap $TWTR continues to work on ruining the product. Horrible pop-ups in the browser vs. old extend in the stream. | Stay short.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016

MT @stegersaurus singaporean gov site trying to shame women to have children before its too late? https://t.co/iV8Ak7DEHL | Shame? Men too.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) February 3, 2016