Tweets for March 18, 2016

Looks like they'll take Valeant $VRX below the low $26.72 after hours. I pity the traders who are charged with exiting some dumb PM's posish

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 18, 2016

I now use enough Sriracha on a day-to-day basis to get the 28 oz. bottle for the fridge (up from the 17 oz. bottle in the past).

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 18, 2016

Locked out of house, quick calc: call locksmith (~$75) + wait or smash window in garage's entry door (~$75). Time value of money wins again.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 18, 2016

MT @klustout “It’s great to be back in Beijing!” Zuck’s smog jog past the Forbidden City. pic.twitter.com/a3vS7Qz1k7 | Brown noser turns black.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 18, 2016